An Uppercut Straight To Hell

floral-prince:

closetaffairs:

bigcoolscorner:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER

this picture made all of my problems go away

(via occupiedmuslim)

I got those cheap “Essentials” at H&M today. It’s super cute, though! (:

(via newtitties)

(Source: obessionbarbiee, via dangsweaters)

Serious retail therapy today as well as a first trip to #Lush(: #immasmellsogood

I just want to hang in my living room nude and watch female comedians, stop sending people to my door trying to get me to sign for mail and shit.

notagoodname:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THIS SO MANY TIMES

It’s actually not the greatest idea. The police would have to take every text as the truth and prankers would be all over that shit.

(Source: kristenforthewin, via illuminated-youth)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via mikalamode)

church-of-gaga:

french:

lol @ the look Nicki Minaj gives in the background 

nicki keeping an eye out for tyliner

(via newtitties)

petit-bambi:

Hilda is the god damn most precious pin up you’ll ever find and it’s pretty hard to pick favorites when it comes to paintings of her :Tc

(via mikalamode)

heartofharlem:

steffonkentavian:

GETYOLIFE! ASD;ASJKLDHASD

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?!

(via newtitties)

milesjai:

(Source: twerkfordaddy, via newtitties)

A tutorial on asking a cute boy out according to Adventure Time.

(via musicpnppl)

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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